SURRENDER (YOUR CHARMING RULES)

 

Great battle report but the insults you hurl on Mulehead and the One True Rule will return as vipers to strike you on your path to Chitral and the sun will surely bleach your bones along side those of the treacherous Umra Khan and Buda Khan for your cheap tricks. 

--Quote from: CPT Shanks on November 16, 2021, 06:39:54 AM

After employing Tibetan Ninja Monks with cloaking ability to rescue his sister and her family from their comfortable guest quarters at the Malakand Cantonments, Capt. Shanks AKA: Gul Akbar Khan -- follower of the False Fakir Mulehead Khan, promoter of the Untrue Rules TMWBK, and notorious frontier brigand -- waxes poetic RE:"Buda Khan" and"Cheap Trick"...

This latest effrontery demands a riposte...

...with appropriate instrumental accompaniment for fans of the BUDOKAN:

SURRENDER (YOUR CHARMING RULES)

(with apologies to Rick Nielsen & Cheap Trick)

Umra told me, yes he told me

I'd meet False Fakirs like you

He also told me to stay away

'Cause you'd make me play those rules

Just the other day I heard 

Of a Malik gettin' axed

Just because he wouldn't accept

His "Leader Trait" rolls as fact

Mulehead’s alright, Akbar’s alright,

They just need to change their ways

Surrender, surrender

Accept the Sword and The Flame 

Mad Guru says Umra’s right

It’s really no surprise

Before he led his tribal host

Umra served in the Corps of Guides

Now I had heard the Guides recruited

Sikhs and Dogras for the war

But Umra Khan is pure Afridi

Of that you can be sure

Mulehead’s alright, Akbar’s alright,

They just need to change their ways

Surrender, surrender

Accept the Sword and The Flame

Whatever happened to the good old days

When most colonials agreed

Larry Brom was our patriarch

And we played his rules with glee

Then Mersey and Osprey gave us 

“The Men Who Would Be Kings”

Packed with color photos, wit and charm

A pox on all those things!

Mulehead’s alright, Akbar’s alright,

They just need to change their ways

Surrender, surrender

Accept the Sword and The Flame

The Flame

Surrender, surrender (Mulehead’s alright, Akbar’s alright)

Accept the Sword and The Flame

Surrender, surrender (Mulehead’s alright, Akbar’s alright)

Accept the Sword and The Flame

Surrender, surrender (Mulehead’s alright, Akbar’s alright)

Accept the Sword and The Flame

Surrender, surrender (Mulehead’s alright, Akbar’s alright)

Accept the Sword and The Flame

Surrender, surrender (Mulehead’s alright, Akbar’s alright)

Accept the Sword and The Flame

Surrender, surrender (Mulehead’s alright, Akbar’s alright)

Accept the Sword and The Flame